Answer To A Dumb Question

The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to
Respond like this?

Yesterday I was at PetsMart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
My loyal pet Angel the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when the
Woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an
Elephant? So on impulse I told her, "No, I don't have a dog. I am starting
the Purina Diet again."

I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital
Last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
Care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
Arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and that the way it
Works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets. Then you simply eat
One or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
Complete so it works well, and I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
Enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
Food poisoned me. I told her no, that I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
Laughing so hard. PetsMart won't let me shop there anymore.

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