Animal words

What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle!
What kind of dog does a vampire prefer? Any kind of bloodhound!
What dogs are best for sending telegrams? Wire haired terrier!!
What do you call a happy Lassie? A jolly collie
! What do you call a nutty dog in Australia? A dingo-ling!
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers? A bud hound!
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
What is the dogs favorite city? New Yorkie!
Who is the dogs favorite comedian? Growlcho Marx!

pet JOKES

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked. The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, ''Nope.'' As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, ''I thought you said your dog didn't bite!'' The old man muttered, ''Ain't my dog.''